alyssa kirby

• 2013-05-23

  

  rosemarielouise:

  I waited for like a minute for this to load on my phone. Totally worth it.

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: bit.ly

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  princekarkat:

  for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

  (via quesadelia)

  Source: princekarkat

• 2013-05-22

  

  pourim:

  ibock:

  skittles what the fuck

  i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

  (via kirby126)

  Source: facebook.com

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  (via ohmymysteph)

  Source: forever90s

• 2013-05-21

  

  vivlio:

  conveys:

  vib-e:

  optiimism:

  shekillswithkissesxo:

  californify:

  conveys:

  create-rainbows:

  If I was brave.. I would possibly get this tattooed on me. 

  O M G WHAT

  Finally, I see this on my dash again. Thank you. Obsessed.

  would get the third paragraph tattooed

  Same here

  I love the writer

  Hi

  love this

  (via allergic-reactiontotheuniverse)

  Source: meloncholyminds

• 2013-05-16

  

  hemospect:

  maybethings:

  defira85:

  neko-shadow:

  ow

  ow

  owowowowow

  puns hurt

  I am going to send every one of these to my brother one text message at a time and see how furious he is by the time he gets home

  Grooooooooooooooooooan

  SCREAMS

  (via kirby126)

  Source: renassance

• 2013-05-15

  minestuck:

  alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: sefren

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  slenclerman:

  reasons to date me:
  -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
  -ive never killed a man (yet)
  -i once got 95% on guitar hero
  -you can play with my hair
  -im cheaper than a puppy

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: slenclerman

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  “When they broke up in 93 he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore.. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.” - Tim Burton

  (via carrying0n)

  Source: goldtome

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  im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: caraknightley

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  niallhortonhearsawho:

  a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: niallhortonhearsawho

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  reginasmom:

  i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: barfzuckerburg

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  too-pretty-to-die:

  spooningcaptainamerica:

  neilpatrickheaven:

  dadegbert:

  “how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

  the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

  the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

  The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

  (via hurryuponlytowait)

  Source: jacknoir

• 2013-05-13

  

  ameliajunex:

  pizza:

  lmao

  the person in the back who stands up and cheers is perfect. 

  (via christinalago)

  Source: 4gifs

• 2013-05-11

  

  (via megceptional)

  Source: pugking