alyssa kirby

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• 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
• me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning

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shavingryansprivates:

jay z’s mom keeps calling him asking where he is and if he’s okay. he’s a grown man, he doesn’t need that.

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kirby126:

Cats are evil. (Taken with instagram)

quesadelia:

Toby Ng - The World of 100

………….. I am unbelievably lucky. 

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jesussavesispendd:

hhahahaha

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krpnski:

“Down time is the real hero here today.”

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• dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
• slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
• dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.

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malcolmsex:

popped my squeaky toy

there goes my afternoon

the best

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